Golf.

I tried really hard to watch golf today. Mike loves it, so I thought I'd tune in and see what all the hype was about.

I just don't get it.

Now, I do respect people at the top of their game, and yes, it's exciting to watch people that are the best in the world at what they do. But it's the actual game of golf that I don't get. Here are some examples:

1. Why does everyone have to be so quiet? Did Michael Jordan ask everyone to be quiet so he could make a three pointer? No, he has to deal with the cheering, the stomping, the heckling and the thunder sticks. Would you ever see thunder sticks on the 8th hole of the U.S. Open? No way! Why the heck not?

2. What's with some of the really bad outfits? The guy leading today had on the most awful pair of plaid pants. I get that they have to dress appropriately on the golf course. Sort of like a uniform. But really, let's not perpetuate the sterotype. Throw on some Dockers and a polo and be on your way.

3. Whispering commentators. I was told that they whisper because they're standing right there. I bet they want to sound dramatic. But really, it just sounds dumb. Every other sport (ok, almost every other sport) has commentators that are screaming and can't contain themselves. Show a little more than an excited whisper, golf dudes.

Maybe I just need more practice. I'll be ooohing and ahhhing tomorrow... Go Tiger!