Wednesday Morning Funny

Someone sent this to me at work... I got a giggle out of it, so I thought I'd share. The email was titled "Spread the Stupidity".

Only in America..... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America..... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.

Only in America..... do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America..... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America..... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America..... do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Ever wonder...

Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put mascara on with their mouths closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitos?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?